Bike Cozy for Nostalgic Irony-Free Hipsters and Home-Knitters

The god-forsaken winter has blown back for a few days and the wicked wind nearly blew me into the security cage on the Williamsburg Bridge last night as I ducked the turbine-strength gusts and clumps of city-debris blowing through the air. You know that scene from “American Beauty” where the creepy neighbor dude shows the innocent nubile teen his home video of a bag being blown around by the wind in a non-sensical but poetic way?  Okay, multiply that by 50 and throw in asbestos and a few broken umbrellas and you have BROOKLYN last night.

And for these chilly late spring mornings…  Wouldn’t it be great if you could go out to your bike in the morning and find that it’s all warm and snug and ready for you to climb on?  Consider the Bike-Cozy.

It beats starting it up and leaving it running for ten minutes before you go out - and better for the environment too!
It beats starting it up and leaving it running for ten minutes before you go out – and better for the environment too.

Man, they have EVERYTHING on youtoober..

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